When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex,
there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities!

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeners.

Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.
(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)